May 11, 2007



Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
You're the highest law enforcement official in the US, dude...

Abu G: ‘I haven’t really thought about’ habeas corpus, or whether any US citizens are “being held today who have been denied habeas corpus or access to an attorney.”

[Democratic Rep. Brad] SHERMAN: Ummm, a-hole, wouldn’t it be your duty as Attorney General to make sure that their rights to habeas corpus were honored?

GONZALES: Well, you know, there’s a lot of people in this government and sometimes people do things that they shouldn’t be – And I’m not suggesting that’s occurring here. But you’re asking me a question I hadn’t really thought about.

SHERMAN: Jeebus... You're the fucking Attorney General of the United States, you imbecile. What the fuck? Christ. Let's try this again. Now, are there any US citizens being held now by foreign governments or foreign organizations, without access to attorneys, where agents of the administration have taken people into custody and then given them up to foreign officials?

GONZALES: I don’t — Congressman, I don’t know if I have the question to that question either. It’s something I would have to look at.

SHERMAN: Wouldn’t you, as the chief officer responsible for protecting our civil rights, want to know?

GONZALES: Yes. And I’m not suggesting that that is occurring — It’s just — quite frankly, I hadn’t thought about this.

SHERMAN: You moronic little turd. Just what the hell do you do all day?

Indeed.

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