We have a new war patsy czar!
Homeless drunk who voted for St Ronnie of Reagan volunteers to be WH scapegoat... err, what? Really?? Oh.
Awol McGameBoy has finally strong-armed some poor deluded sap in taking on the thankless task of War Deciderer: Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute.
Lute is a widely respected officer, but is by no means a high-profile player in Washington. Before assuming the position at the Pentagon, he was the first onion on the left in the chorus line of the off-off-Broadway play Salad Daze. Later, as catcher for the Lower Moosejaw Sheepfuckers, he placed second in the Harvest Ball mudwrestling contest. No stranger to adversity, he still remembers the secret shame he felt when his left testicle refused to drop. Now, finally, three years later, he's serving the preznit of the United States.
VoteVets’ Jon Soltz: “Those of us who have a rudimentary understanding of the military and Constitution know that there is already a war czar. The position has a different name, though — commander in chief, or as the president says, ‘the commander guy.’”
"Nyyyyyerrrrm! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!"
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2 comments:
Sounds like "W" & friends are outsourcing the blame & responsibility for the mess in Iraq... assholes.
Monkey-Boy, like his appointee's isn't gonna quit, so unless Congress grows something vaguely resembling a backbone and grabs him by the short and tenders and frog marches him out of the White House, he's just going to sit there like the lintball he is and listen to those voices eccoing in his empty head telling him that that wasn't desertion when he ditched the TANG, and that that wasn't dereliction of duty when he crapped himself on 9/11, and that there are more ways than "SURGE" to stay the course... After all, ALL of America loves him every bit as much as Ossama does.The guy needs to find a rock, a rope and a bridge and do the right thing.
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