WTF Is It Now?!?

Wolfowitz: I'll quit, but you have to clear me first
Foul-mouthed, pussy-whipped smeg-head who roiled the once-respected World Bank in sexual controversy is now seeking a "graceful exit" after weeks of clinging to his job like a stubborn turd on an ass-hair.

Ethically-challenged lothario Paul Wolfowitz, who wants to do "what is best for the bank," will drag the process out to infinity by insisting that he is first cleared of any wrongdoing before resigning as president.

Hint: If you don't want to resign in disgrace, maybe you shouldn't get your girlfriend a $60k-a-year raise and break your contract in the process, dumbass.

Fucked fact: after promising to stay out of it, this is what the misadministration is wasting their time and ours on.


Paul Wolfowitz attempts to remove white slimy substance from hair before meeting with World Bank members.
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