WTF Is It Now?!?

Wolfowitz's fall brings more bad news for Prezident Honor an' Integritude
"Bush voices 'regret' as yet another one of his cronies is exposed as an incompetent fraud" -- headline on teh intarwebs.

With one scandal after another, Awol McStupid has barely a 35 percent approval rating {I originally read that as "3.5" - Ed.}, and even that dove to near-sinker level according to a recent Newsweak/Bidet Weekly poll.

"I think it's an embarrassment to the president in that Wolfowitz was so closely associated with him. Here is another senior Bush person in deep trouble," political analyst Larry Sabato said.

"The aim is to answer a simple question: Should we believe these three Bush loyalists if they tell us that rain falls down instead of up, or should we look out the window to make sure?" columnist Eugene Robinson asked. "Rove, Wolfowitz and Gonzales are making the last-ditch argument of a cheating husband caught in flagrante: Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"

I knew somebody would drag Bill Clinton into this somehow!
/kidding
//I'm not laughing


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