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Jesus, finally tiring of Falwell's crap, calls him on it
Jerry Falwell goes to Hell
Falwell pining for the fjords
Satan welcomes Falwell home
Falwell didn't
Jerry Falwell speaks to Jebus face-to-face
Falwell begins regimen of major bloody assreaming in Hades
Hateful liberal blogger disses bigoted, intolerant sanctimonious a-hole man of God.
May 15, 2007
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And Jesus is up there know, slapping the crap out of him, screaming "Turn the other cheek!, Turn the other cheek, bitch!" And his executive assistant is on the phone: "Hello, Hell? Do you have any vacancies, checking in May 15, checking out never? You do? Great!... Smoking, please..."
He made their side look so stupid that everytime he opened his mouth, we got another dozen converts for our side. For that, he'll be missed.
::mwah::
I miss my cool little VW bug with the "The Moral Majority is Neither" bumper sticker....sigh.
I really, really hope this won't be all over the news for the next week.
Jerry Falwell Joins Mullah Abdullah to Enjoy 140 Virgins
If God really loved America, He would have called Jerry home 30 years ago.
Of course, God is, in part, a concept imagined by man as a means to correct earthly injustice by posthumously visiting imaginary vengeance on "people who don't believe what I believe" as well as to reward "people who DO believe what I believe".
Because otherwise the unfairness of life would drive them crazy.
Roast in hell, you miserable fat fuck.
Jerry Falwell is dead, while Larry Flynt is still breathing.
Don't tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.
This is the most relief that I've ever felt at the death of another human being. That man was responsible for a ridiculous amount of bigotry, intolerance, stupidity and hate. I don't think there was really any redeeming value to anything that he did in his public life. Good riddance.
Did the papers talk about how he died at all? Did they mention the leather chaps and spiked dog collar? The male hooker with the whip? His poor old ticker couldn't take it.
Would it surprise you?
Surprise me if he didn't.
He's not enjoying 72 Virgins. He's back in the outhouse with his mom again.
Go to www.choosejesusrightnow.com & click on BUMPER STICKERS.
Barry Goldwater said it best:
"All good Christians should kick Jerry Falwell right in the ass."
www.choosejesusrightnow.com wants me to promote Jesus. OK>
Attention to orders!
The following individual is promoted to Sergeant from the rank of Corporal: Jesus H. Christ
By Order of the Commander
Falwell tests theory if snowballs melt in hell.
I miss my cool little VW bug with the "The Moral Majority is Neither" bumper sticker....sigh.
I miss your V-Dub, too. (V-Dubs are just so cool. A yellow Bug is my dream car.)
Hmm, I'd say Falwell's afterlife is going to be smokin'..... in more ways than one. >:]
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