June 24, 2007



Conservative moral values now includes promiscuity, horndogging

In the battle for the women’s vote, Fred Thompson has a secret weapon against Hillary Clinton - the legions of former girlfriends who still adore him and who want him to be president.
Do they cancel out the votes of all Mitt Romney's wives and children?
The Hollywood actor and former Tennessee senator racked up an impressive list of conquests during his swinging bachelor days in the 1990s...

“I was single for a long time and yep I chased a lot of women,” Thompson said with a grin. “And a lot of women chased me. And those who chased me tended to catch me.”
What a mayun!! Tweety Matthews is probably already sopping wet. As for the voters, I'm sure there's nothing conservative women love more than a guy who dumped his first wife to marry someone 30 years younger!


Fred and his latest wife, Hootie McBoob.
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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just relized what fish Fast Freddy reminds me of, it is called a Grunt.Yep, one big, ugly motherfucker of a fish that Grunt sure is.

Anonymous said...

Few more payments and she's all his.


::mwah::

Anonymous said...

odd pic
where's her feet?
he DOES look like a big fish
BARACUDA!
siri@legitgov.org

maru said...

You don't {k}need feet with those huge flotation devises to keep you aloft!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there's nothing conservative women love more than a guy who dumped his first wife to marry someone 30 years younger!

But isn't that what rethugs do? At least the ones who aren't hiring male hooks?

Anonymous said...

can't recall where but I saw mrs. thomson referred to as "the thompson twins."

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Thompsons can be the summer replacement for that uncomfortably embarrassing Hugh Hefner 'reality' show "The Girls Next Door"? It's got the same stomach-churning rich-delusional-geezer/whorish-babe dynamics also reminiscent of the late Anna-Nicole Smith / J.H.Marshall 'relationship'.

Anonymous said...

^^ All those women rightfully EARNED their money, no doubt. Those are jobs I couldn't do so more power to them; they're all happy. Sick-in-the-head, but happy.

Peace
::mwah::

PS: Anon at 5:41 - that make me LOL for reals - thanks!

Tucker said...

I can just imagine the stories about week... "Thompson is rumored to have a 12 inch cock. For more, here's Chris Matthews who says it smells great, too."

Anonymous said...

Ms. Thompson,

Honey...sweetie...dear...you're cute and you've got a nice dress. You don't need to take your Grandpa to the prom.

Blue Jean

Anonymous said...

Her dress makes her look like a mermaid with fin-feet, otherwise there's more of a manatee look going on...