Her long horrible nightmare is over
Ours begins anew
You know, stuff like this really steams my cheese: useless attention whore Paris Hilton has been released after serving only three days of an already-reduced 23-day jail sentence. Jebus Christ. Any one of us would have gotten the max in a PMITB prison, but not this privileged celebutard jizzhole. 'Medical condition' my ass. What, a virulent STD? The DTs? They don't have an infirmary there?? Sorry, this just pisses me off.
June 7, 2007
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C'mon, Maru. They made her eat carbs! No happy hour! They wouldn't let her bring her diamond-crusted Sidekick! Plus, there were all these icky....brown girls yelling at her.
Near a mental breakdown? Cry me a river. That's what suicide watch is for.
Guess the mansion they offered the sheriff was realllllly nice....
I'm actually shocked that people are genuinely shocked that she didn't serve her sentence. C'mon now, did you really think she wuz gonna serve more than she did? Money talks, bullshit walks. Deputy Dawg prob got a nice little bonus coming to him soon.
Gahh!! Figures. Pardon Scooter already!
And how were the tabloids & trash-TV going to be able to last a whole three weeks with no pixs of PH on one of her drunken sprees? You wouldn't want those reporters out in the 'normal' public, would you?
For all our high-tech communication & artificial intel in western society, our political/cultural standards are little better than the Romans, and are moving steadily backwards towards that of Attila & friends..
Eat the rich.
NO CHIT! What kinda k-wrap is this? Did she refuse to breath till her face turned blue or what? So she can't eat! Give here a few days and she'd be stuffin that bologna sideways down her piehole. SPOILED LITTLE POS.
She needs a serious dose of general population if ya ask me!
siri
She's baaa-aaaack - and I feel sorry for her - I spent 20 minutes in jail and it sucked so bad.
::mwah::
PS: Sign those traffic tickets, kids, or else!!
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