June 9, 2007



Holy gaffe, Batman!
Retard McDumbass practically greets the Pontiff as "Yo, Popey"

US President George W Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "sir" instead of the expected "His Holiness", pool reporters said.

On his way to see the 80-year-old pontiff, the US leader apparently recognised someone he knew, and could be heard greeting the person with a casual "How ya doin'?"

The pool reporters also noted Bush's relaxed posture, crossing his legs "Texan style" while facing the pope across his desk in the private study of the apostolic palace.
At least he didn't scratch his fucking balls during the audience.


"Hey, we all need a good scratch ever' once in a while, huh, Benz?"
*****

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

expected worse from a satanist

Anonymous said...

What a freaking embarrassment this guy is? You can't take him anywhere!

Anonymous said...

That should be "!!!" instead of the "?" as there's no doubt now...

Anonymous said...

I'm mystified. What exactly constitutes "Texas-style" leg-crossing? Is that ankle-on-knee leg-crossing, or thigh-over-thigh leg-crossing (which they used to refer to as crossing your legs "like a girl") or what?

Anonymous said...

What did you expect from the dildo from dildonia?!? He's a boil on the ass of humanity. He's a hang nail on the fickle finger of fate!

Unknown said...

Well, I would of spit in the old warlocks face---
"We will be free when the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Anonymous said...

I'm no expert, but it's not thigh-over-thigh. That was the clue on a long-ago first (and only) date that the guy was gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Anonymous said...

It's funny how Bush's obvious attempt at trying to enhance his pathetically low approval ratings -- by going on international missions of good-will -- often end up highlighting how incompetent he is at even the superficial aspects of diplomacy. And you KNOW he's NOT handling the 'closed-doors' intricate/finesse stuff at all -- he's barely capable of planning lunch for 3 people much less carrying off complex, nuanced international relations.

This has just got to be screaming to the rest of the world 'Yeah, we're the Ugly Americans - - we don't care who the fuck we elect! We threw up this asshole because we're so disinterested, so you just go ahead and deal with him! We're #1 - we don't need to use our brains.'

Anonymous said...

If it keeps Babs happy the world is a safer place . She scares Cheney . I think Laura can only conceive when Iago appears . Breeding soon !

Anonymous said...

I heartily disagree. Dissing that old bastard is the first worthwhile thing Bush has done in six years.

Yeah, I know, he didn't MEAN to. It's Bush, dude--I'll take what I can get.