I Got Your Surge Right HERE
Interrupting the constant Paris Hilton coverage, we find that there is new and further evidence of the surging progress that future third party ticket and discount Indiana Market Baghdad shoppers McStain/LIEberman has been trying to convince traitorous Americans to accept:
“As of Friday, 206 unidentified bodies had been found on Baghdad’s streets, compared with 176 during the first eight days of May.”
McClatchy adds that there is even MORE unreported progress that only people like McStain/LIEberman '08 can see.
Violence is on the rise, Iraqi troops aren't showing up to secure neighborhoods, U.S. troops are having to revisit neighborhoods they'd already cleared, and Iraq's politicians haven't met any of their benchmarks.General Betrayus confirms (as he wipes of his chin) that the progress is ‘almost breathtaking.’ And he adds that Chimptard McAwol's plan is really marvelo....mmmmmpppht, ummmmmph, schhhurllllp, gag!
With expectations high in Washington for a September assessment from new Iraq commander Army Gen. David Petraeus, military officials in Iraq already are saying they'll need more time.
~Undeniable Liberal~
1 comment:
"General Betrayus" - OH SNAP!!
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