June 12, 2007

The MOST Important Benchmark
In order to get the Iraqi government to move toward peace and reconciliation, Admiral Fallon's message to al-Maliki yesterday was: where's the Oil Law? Yesirree, the BIG benchmark that urgently needs to happen NOW is passing a law that is an anal gang-rape of Iraqi oil and revenues so that Exxon/Mobil can Maintain record profits.

In a Sunday afternoon discussion that mixed gentle coaxing with a sober appraisal of politics in Baghdad and Washington, the commander, Adm. William J. Fallon, told Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki that the Iraqi government should aim to complete a law on the division of oil proceeds by next month.
According to anonymous sources, it is rumored that Darth Cheney was holed up in his undisclosed location, masturbating furiously in anticipation of the Iraq Parliament passing the new oil law.








~Undeniable Liberal~

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bush, Cheney, Fallon; what an axis of Gasholes!