June 11, 2007

Pitching in For The War On Terra®
A day in the life of the Romney Brigade.

Tagg Romney, 37, loves the Sox and has a thing for Billy Joel. Matt Romney, 35, always tunes in to "Saturday Night Live," and Josh Romney, 31, likes to surf and water-ski. Ben Romney, 29, hesitates to call his dog, Kingsley, a half yorkie and half poodle, "a yorkie-poo." And Craig Romney, 26, a Tom Brady look-alike, has 337 friends on MySpace and cites his dad, along with the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., as his heroes.
Seriously, what kind of gold plate reading, moroni polygamist, would name his kid Tagg? Well....Mitt? And when are they enlisting? Five strapping Romney men and two party animals the Bush twins would damn near make a platoon, and combined with a couple of Gay Bombs, the glorious surge would over and freedom would be reignin'!





~Undeniable Liberal~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's up with all the one syllable names?

What, no "Butch"?

Undeniable Liberal said...

Saving it for a daughter???