Preznentin' is hard!
Taking into accountthe fact that he has screwed up everything he touches, the White House is lowering expectations for Stupie McFuckupson's meeting with Russian President/soulmate Vladimir Putin that begins Sunday.
Bush and Putin are expected to talk about the Middle East, Iran's nuclear ambitions, missile defense, and the US preznit's Pokemon collection. But, WH spokes-tool Tony Snow said,"If you're expecting some sort of grand initiative, a bold announcement, or argument over ice cream — no. The Decider has already chosen strawberry."
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Normal expectations for Bush meeting with foreign dignitaries:
1.) 2-3 verbal pronounciation
gaffes (minimum)
2.) 1-2 factual errors
3.) 1-3 conceptual errors
4.) 1-2 physical mis-steps
5.) 1-2 inappropriate 'jokes' /
references (frat humor,etc)
I suppose he could cut those numbers in half and become merely an embarrassment, instead of a hideous outrage - - but it's unlikely.
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