June 1, 2007



Rats, ships, sinking...
Long-time Titanicburg advisor and top Bunnypants aide Dan "oh shit, not again" Bartlett is resigning to spend more time with his family.

As counselor to the president, Bartlett has been at the center of White House damage control, defending the Disaster Monkey on everything from the unpopular war in Iraq, the government's bungled response to Hurricane Katrina and the Republicans' loss of Congress, to invisible wmds, the immigration fiasco, rethug ethics scandals, illegal wiretapping, Abu Ghraib, Alberto Gonzales, Donald Rumsfeld, Harriet Miers, Jack Abramoff, Paul Wolfowitz...

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