Report: hot WH santorum injections, taken repeatedly, cause premature senility
Perennial Bush whore wHoward Fineman doesn't know if he's - ahem - coming or going in this latest embarassment of a column:
Though I’ve never heard him use the term, my guess is that George W. Bush sees himself as a hacendado, an estate owner in Old Mexico. That would give him a sense of Southwestern noblesse, duty-bound not just to work “his” people, but to protect them as well. His advisor, Carlo Rove, has explained that a system called “democracy” now gives peasants something called “the vote.”Ah, si, there stood el presidente, manly in his tight black leather pants... he was perfect, and so, so wrong... but Santa Maria, if that's wrong I don't want to be right...
So he sounded like the Texas gunslinger he pretended to be as a kid when he squared off against GOP foes of his sweeping immigration proposal. His timing was perfect, as in wrong, just as he was preparing to attend the Senate Republicans’ weekly luncheon on the Hill. “I’ll see you at the bill signing,” he said, chestier than usual.
Blarf!
4 comments:
This is definitely a WTF?!?!?! moment. I mean, really...damn...what was that?
I'd like to see Keith Olbermann ask him about it. "Howard, were you HIGH?"
Well, that could explain at least some of the 27 or 28% Bush approval rating... bizarre homosexual fantasies/fetishes. And that, parenthetically, disproves the stereotype that 'gay men have good taste' !
WTF? I think this is beautiful snark. Howard Fineman does a fine shredding.
lilybelle
I haven't the faintest idea what the F he is trying to say. Which perhaps is the point. And thanks for reading him so I don't have to, Maru.
Is there a way we can find out the locations of the terrific photos you feature? Is today's west coast US or west coast Australia, or what?
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