June 26, 2007

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Fred Thompson may not have shoulders that "you could land a 737 on" but he does smell like Aqua Velva and English Leather, And dammit! Chicks LUUUUUUV him. Shitloads of them.

IN the battle for the women’s vote, Fred Thompson has a secret weapon against Hillary Clinton - the legions of former girlfriends who still adore him and who want him to be president.
The Hollywood actor and former Tennessee senator racked up an impressive list of conquests during his swinging bachelor days in the 1990s, but he appears to have achieved the impossible and kept their friendship and respect.

Oh yeah, quote of the day: "Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us." Holy snailtrail, Batman, I just slid off my fucking seat!
And this mansex lovefest is ok with the fundies because why? Oh, yeah, Obama went to a Madrassa , John Edwards got a faggy expensive haircut, and Hillary has Penis Envy.












~Undeniable Liberal~

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are the Pubes holding an election or some sort of twisted pageant?

::mwah::

Anonymous said...

How many million girlfriends did he have if it's enough to affect the vote? Just to get up to 1 million girlfriends in a single decade, he would have to have had 11.7 girlfriends per hour, assuming he didn't need to sleep.

Really puts Hugh Hefer to shame!

Anonymous said...

Hefner, I mean.

Undeniable Liberal said...

It must be the cologne.....

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Hilary have *clenis* envy?

Anonymous said...

Are we really suprised? How many years did Mathews and ilk spend sniffing Monica's dress?

Anonymous said...

I see what, 5 or so Republican women in his life over the last 30 years?

This is "Shitloads of them"?

To me, it means:

1. The field of Republican eligible single men is slim, and
2. Some non-politician single Liberal Progressive men have more ladies (and more beautiful) in 6 months than this conservative "soft place" will have in his lifetime.

Just call it an educated guess.