June 15, 2007

Suck-cess, Progress and Freedom is Reignin' on!!
Citing General Betrayus' affirmation of Astonishing Signs of Normalcy , Tony Snow assures the American sheeple cockbreahtakingly that More violence is success, less violence is success, and progress of the surge is progressively progressing, and of course, War is Peace.

“Insurgents disguised themselves as cameramen so as not to raise suspicion while planting explosives at a major Sunni mosque near Basra early Friday morning. They detonated the bombs shortly after they left, destroying the mosque, and raising fears that sectarian fallout from Wednesday’s Samarra mosque bombing is stretching deep into southern Iraq.”
Yup, cameramen lugging around massive explosives. Really big cameras....yeah THAT'S the ticket. At a mosque. Nothing to see here. The occupation insurgency is REALLY in it's final last throes, and Iraqtile disfunction can be treated with drugs. It will be all over in just six months.
And I PROMISE I won't cum in your mouth....this time I REALLLY mean it, trust me.












~Undeniable Liberal~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

umm...what kinda drugs?

Undeniable Liberal said...

Weed