WTF Is It Now?!?

We report, you sit on your basement sofa playing with yourself
The stuff Bill O'Reilly and Fox News decided are more important than covering the Iraq war:

O'REILLY: Caution, you are about to enter the "No-Spin Zone." We bring you stuff that is new; that is relevant to your life. Next, gold medal Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard, who is undraped in Playboy this month.

O'REILLY: And I'm not going to cover every bomb that goes off in Tikrit because it's meaningless.

O'REILLY: "Unresolved Problem" segment tonight: the increasing problems with bears.

O'REILLY: On my program, I don't do a lot of Iraq reporting, because we don't know what's happening.

O'REILLY: Plenty more ahead as The Factor moves along this evening: big rock 'n' roll controversy. Who is blocking the Monkees from being in the Rock Hall of Fame?

O'REILLY: What do you learn about a terror bombing in Baghdad every day?

O'REILLY: Our body language expert will analyze the latest Rosie O'Donnell Internet posting.

O'REILLY: You get a lot of bang-bang for the sake of bang-bang, OK. No context, burning stuff.

O'REILLY: When we come right back, having sex in your sleep. Is that a legitimate defense against rape charges or total B.S.?

O'REILLY: We're trying to do the facts, and there's nothing to be learned from another explosion.

O'REILLY: Which performer did not appear with Burt Reynolds in the Smokey and the Bandit movies? Did not appear with him -- A. Kris Kristofferson --

O'REILLY: There's little news value in broadcasting daily bombings.

O'REILLY: The Factor continues 24/7 on billoreilly.com. Best Father's Day stuff. The "Spin Stops Here" pen: Dad wants it.

O'REILLY: The folks know news when they see it.

-- Keith Olbermann, via Media Matters.

Thanks for looking out for us, Bill.
:: snort ::