July 17, 2007



Bush barges into meeting, surprises everyone
Tramps into private confab, barks out threat, issues double-dog-dare to try an' do sumfin about it, stalks out.

Preznit Angry Clown shocked Capitol Hill staffers and Republican leaders Monday when he crashed a meeting at the White House to deliver a blunt message that he wasn't backing down on Iraq and Republicans need to understand that. Phthththtth! So there!

"It was stunning," said one GOP aide who attended the meeting. "We couldn't believe he came in."

"We kept looking at each other, amazed he did that," said another Republican aide.

"What the fuck is his problem, anyway?" said another. "What a douchewad."

Bush was described as folksy, adamant and mildly profane as he interrupted the meeting between Tony Snow, Ed Gillespie and GOP leaders.

"Folksy." Is that the new definition of "crude"? "Bombastic"? "Retarded"? "Asshole."

3 comments:

Undeniable Liberal said...

douche wad???
:Mwah:

Anonymous said...

Boy, shades of Nixon's drunken final days! I hope he doesn't get us into some sort of nook-u-lear war before he's done. Like a sick, wounded animal he's politically weak but maybe even more erratic and dangerous than before.

Stupid fuckin sheeple in this country who voted for the bastard - - ESPECIALLY the SECOND TIME! Their actions are going to drag us all down the tubes.

Anonymous said...

He just misplaced his zigzags, went looking for them, then needed an excuse for barging in on the adults.

Happens all the time....