WTF Is It Now?!?

Ha Ha... You have to pay men to blow them.

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Oh god, this is like fucking christmas time for me. It really is. First Vitter, right-wing hypocrite deluxxx, gets busted. Next it's florida Republican, and Mccain campaign chair, Bob Allen, busted for offering $20 to an undercover cop to blow him.

"On 11 July 2007 at approximately 1533 hours I was conducting a plain clothes investigation in the area of 10 Broad Street (Space View Park). I observed a white male driving a silver 4 door Toyota pull into the driveway, which is a roundabout, twice within a matter of moments. I recall this because I was conducting surveillance in an attempt to capture a burglar in a nearby condominium and I was concerned about counter-surveillance.

"I observed Allen walk into the men's restroom ... I then observed Allen leave the restroom and walk towards a park bench. I then entered the bathroom to adjust my police radio. On my way out of the restroom I almost bumped into Allen who was on his way into the restroom again. Allen changed his course of direction when he saw that I was leaving the restroom and went back towards his park bench. I talked with the other officers again and then entered the bathroom and began washing my hands. Allen entered the the restroom behind me and proceeded into the first stall.

"I realized there were no paper towels to dry my hands so I walked into the handicap stall to dry my hands. As I stood in the stall drying my hands I observed Allen look over the door of my stall and make eye contact with me. Allen then stepped away and then came back to the door of my stall and looked in, making eye contact with me again.

"I said 'hey buddy' and Allen said 'hi' and then stepped away again. About 5 seconds later Allen pushed open the door to my stall and stepped inside. I was standing against the far wall of the stall. Allen closed the door behind him and stood against it. I said 'What's up?' and Allen again said 'hi.' Allen then said, 'this is kind of a public place isn't it?' I said, 'do you have somewhere else we can go?' Allen said, 'How about across the bridge, it's quiet over there.' Allen engaged me in a conversation in which it was agreed that he would pay me $20 in order to perform a 'blow job' on me. Allen stated that he wanted me to ride with him across the river before he performed the act and gave me the money. Before entering Allen's vehicle I identified myself as a police officer and detained him."

Again, I reiterate this everytime I run with these kind of stories... I could give less than a fuck if you want your dick sucked by another man. If you're into it, in fact, I wholeheartedly encourage it. As long as you're not hurting anyone and everything is consensual, you can do whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want to, and it's fine by me. BUT... if you've made your political career off of slandering homosexuality... if you've vilified it as a disease... if you've risen to power by making sure a gay man or woman is never given the right to marry someone they love... if you've played off of the worst of ignorant American's fears (many of whom--especially in rural middle America where to 'be out' means to 'be dead'--don't know any gay individual personally, so they must be the heart of evil, right?) in order to carry your district, or your state, or your country... if you've done all that and you're caught paying a man to fuck you, you're less than scum in my eyes. You're the fucking disease.

Now go tell everyone god has forgiven you and you've been cured of GAIDS... run along, you fucking shitbag.

JasonC