July 2, 2007

I'm So Dizzy, My Head is Spinnin'
It's really hard difficult to keep up with these sub-human, carbon-based life forms and hemmhoroidal secretions known as neocons. First, everybody in Iraq magically is transformed into al Qeada and now we find out that Iran is using Hezbollah as a proxy in Iraq.

Iran's elite Quds force helped militants carry out a January attack in Karbala that killed five Americans, a U.S. general said Monday. U.S. military spokesman Brig. Gen. Kevin J. Bergner also accused Tehran of using the Lebanese Shiite militia Hezbollah as a "proxy" to arm Shiite militants in Iraq.
Holy Shiite, Batman! But wait, it gets even better as Chimpy McFightsuit hails the even more astonishingly normal metamorphosis of armed sectarian death squads into "neighborhood watch groups" as as sure sign of yet another corner turned and fantastical progressive progress in Iraqnam.
Bush also said in his speech that one of the encouraging signs in Baghdad is that "citizens are forming neighborhood watch groups." It is not clear what the difference is between those groups and armed militias, which U.S. officials have said in the past must be disbanded or incorporated into Iraqi security forces.
Radicals from all over the world with Iranian support are apparently descending on Iraq, due to nearly non-existent support for the Commander Guy's debacle. After all, it just can't be HIS fault, you know. What next could they possibly come up with?
My bets are on Chavez....he has ALOT of oil.....



~Undeniable Liberal~

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Butt, IT IS the Bushist Coup Laida neocons' fault.