Is that your pledge pin?
Hi, I'm 9/11 America's 9/11 Mayor, Rudy "September 11th" Giuliani, and I was NYC mayor during September 11th.
Political observers fear Giuliani might just possibly be overplaying the 9/11 card after he manages to mention it three times in so many seconds.
Rudy Giuliani was just six seconds into his speech when he played his campaign trump card: the memory of the Sept. 11 attacks.In fact, I can't even jerk off without thinking of September 11! Jebus Christ on a pogo-stick.
"I'll tell you the reason I wear this flag," America's Mayor told supporters at a recent rally, pointing to the American flag pin on his lapel. "Before September 11, I only wore this flag rarely. But I started wearing it right after September 11. I wear it every day now. Each time I wear it, it reminds me of September 11."
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You need help, maru. :mwah!:
Did somebody say my name? ;)
::mwah::
I'd think about watching the Reboob presidential 'debates' (circle-jerk is more like it) if I believed someone was going to tell Guiliani that he "can't even jerk off without thinking of September 11!" It's just so biting and makes the point so much better than the polite 'gentlemanly' demeanor they try to adapt!
Nice imagery, Maru - - with the 'Christ on a pogo-stick' as icing!
Thanks for saying this. Sheesh. They remind me of all the tools that compare themselves to Rosa Parks. I wonder why we haven't heard from more 9/11 families. "Stop pimping my tragedy!"
"...Each time I wear it, it reminds me of September 11"
"And of the way I was able to forecast that WTC 7 was going to collapse before it happened!!!, but don't remind me of that now, or my press secretary will have the fascist police arrest you journalists for asking me about that inconvenient FACT."
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