WTF Is It Now?!?

Keepin' us safer
You know, I've totally lost count of the number of complete and utter fuckups by this misadministration. The White House that was all "you can run but you can't hide," "we got the terrists on the run," and "we're on their trail and will bring them to justice" -- not to mention their constant braggadoccio of how they are so tough on terrizm compared to Dems -- has totally fucking blown their number one issue. Between their lies and their incompetency, does anyone really believe that they can do anything but try to scare us anymore?

Al Qaeda is the strongest it has been since the aftermath of the September 11, 2001, attacks, a new US analysis concludes, according to a senior government official. The terrorist network has found safe haven in the tribal areas Afghan-Pakistan border to restore its operating capabilities.

While Commander Bunnypants focuses on turning his pet project, Iraq, into a terrorist state, the original al Qaeda stronghold has gotten stronger. Heckuva job, dipshit.

Meanwhile, Michael "gut feeling" Chertoff said on Thursday the threat to the United States from al Qaeda has not returned to pre-Giuliani Unit levels.

"We are safe," declared Chertoff, "and by 'we,' I mean those citizens lucky enough to share my bunker."