WTF Is It Now?!?

Kerry to Mitt, gpukes: Who’s flip-flopping now, assholes?
Sen. John Kerry yesterday blasted waffling dogtorturer Mitt Romney, calling him the most consummate flip-flopper ever.

“He’s changed on abortion, he’s changed on gay rights and he’s changed on marriage,” Kerry said. “He’s changed on guns and he’s changed on the war. That’s pretty significant. I think people are asking the question out there, ‘Who is he, really?’ If 'shameless backtracking opportunist' isn't your first answer, you might want to consider brain surgery, pronto."

Or something like that. Go, John!