July 15, 2007



Land of the fr...
Sorry, citizen, you'll have to either move to the designated First Amendment Zone six blocks away, or face arrest.

The White House has a manual on how to handle protesters. A 103-page manual.

The document recommends drowning out protesters or blocking their signs by using what it calls "rally squads." It states: "These squads should be instructed always to look for demonstrators. The rally squad's task is to use their signs and banners as shields between the demonstrators and the main press platform. If the demonstrators are yelling, rally squads can begin and lead supportive chants to drown out the protestors (USA!, USA!, USA!). As a last resort, security should remove the demonstrators from the event site."

The document offered advice on how to recruit members for such squads: "The rally squads can include, but are not limited to, college/young republican organizations, local athletic teams, and fraternities/sororities."
God bless America.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a waste of taxpayer money.

Anonymous said...

...recruit local athletic teams..
I new there was a reason I hated jocks in high school, other than the fact most of them were date raping homophobe assholes.

Anonymous said...

OMFG. It is only nine in the morning, I canNOT have a martini right now. But damn, do I now WANT one.

Anonymous said...

Do they have brown shirts handed out to them or do they have to buy their own?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

"college/young republican organizations, local athletic teams, and fraternities/sororities."

The perfect storm... of TOOLS!