July 22, 2007

Raising The Level of Political Discourse
TMZ.com has two photos of Mitt Romney (R-IHOP) posing with a supporter in South Carolina.
What in hell is Chelsea's "MOMA?" Oh, just another clever alliteration, just like purple band-aids. Nothing to see here move along.....No big deal. Besides, Edwards got a $400 haircut.
Wouldn't it be too cool to see Clinton or Obama posing with a clever alliterative sign that referred to Mitt Rommel?
There once was a man named Mitt........
Finish it, you KNOW you want to.
~Undie Lib~

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

There once was a man named Mitt,
Who seemed to be merely a twit,
But on further reflection
As he ran for election,
He turned out to be a big fat lying sack of shit.

(Okay, it needs a little work.)

Undeniable Liberal said...

Wow! Good one. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to see Larry Flynt wipe that smug smile off this asshole's face.

Anonymous said...

There was once a man named Mitt,
whom was said to be of quick wit,
but he made a large goof,
when he strapped his dog to the roof,
and now his car is covered in shit.

Undeniable Liberal said...

::MWAH::

Anonymous said...

I thought MOMA stood for Museum of Modern Art.

ThePoliticalCat said...

There once was a fellow named Mitt
A sanctimonious sack of shit
A pathetic flip-flopper
A typical GOP'er
Devoid of rectitude and wit

Undeniable Liberal said...

The talent here astounds me.