July 2, 2007



Serial adulterer to run in 08 if fellow horndog craps out
The douchebag of liberty reports:

[Slovenly wife-abuser] Newt Gingrich is telling Republican insiders that his decision in September on whether to run for president in 2008 depends on the progress of Fred Thompson's imminent candidacy. If Thompson runs a vigorous and effective campaign, Gingrich says privately, he probably will not get in the race. If Thompson proves a dud, however, the former House speaker will seriously consider making a run. That implies that the others in the field look to Gingrich like losers in the general election.
Well, let's see... a gay-loving, baby-killing cross-dressing man-whore; a flipflopping dogtorturing religiously-suspicious former* gay-loving baby-killer; a psycho immigrant-loving Bush ballgargler; and ummmm, who're the other guys? Yeah.

*alleged

1 comment:

Tucker said...

I'm hoping Newt enters the race. If he does, he'll win the Republican nomination... Hands down. There's no question in my mind of this.

And this is great news because Newt would get absolutely creamed in the general election.

Go Newt! Go go go!