July 14, 2007



Yore preznit speaks
God help us all.

"I will repeat, as the Commander-in-Chief of a great military who has supported this military and will continue to support this military, not only with my -- with insisting that we get resources to them, but with -- by respecting the command structure, I'm going to wait for David to come back -- David Petraeus to come back and give us the report on what he sees."
On, ummm, the military!
"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th, and that's why what happens in Iraq matters to the security here at home."
Uhhhhhh...
"And the guys who had perpetuated the attacks on America -- obviously, the guys on the airplane are dead."
Good save!
"And one of the reasons it is hard work is because on our TV screens are these violent killings, perpetuated by people who have done us harm in the past."
TV? I blame video games.

-- Via InstaPutz and First Draft.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

perpetuate/perpetrate? does anybody actually understand what this dolt says?

and in the "if he had any brains, he'd be dangerous" department, can you even conceive in the slightest where we might be if this illiterate waste of flesh really had a functioning brain cell or two? now there's a mindfuck for you...