WTF Is It Now?!?

Your government -- working for you!
A US Senate computer has been used to create talking points for the purpose of showing a united front of support for the hypocritical adulterous repuke horndog. No -- the other one.

Some person or persons working in the US Senate has created or copied a list of talking points which they describe “Key Talking Points” and “Points For Possible Press Release or Letter to the Editor” on behalf of U.S. Senator David Vitter and has been used for distribution to bolster David Vitter’s position as he begins to return to the U.S. Senate this week.

Some of the "key talking points" include the mawkish "He deserves forgiveness" and "David Vitter has accomplished a great deal while serving hook in the Senate..." Not included as we went to press were "Bitch set me up!" and "But... Clinton!"