WTF Is It Now?!?

Are you a total dickweed?
Did Rove kidnap Kurtz? Did the MSM? Captain's Hindquarters smells his fingers a conspiracy! Dum dum dum!

"I have to admit to being a regular reader of Howard Kurtz' Media Notes columns. He writes probing critiques of the mainstream media and of the blogosphere, one of only a handful of media critics who understand both arenas. Whenever a major story breaks, Howard Kurtz usually covers the coverage like no one else."

:: snickering :: What... a... douche. Yeah. Right. Oh, hold on, there's more:

"Except now. Just hours after Howard's last column, Karl Rove resigned from the Bush Administration, probably the biggest political story of the year. Everyone has written about this and offered their viewpoints on the meaning of Rove and his resignation. Rona Barrett probably had something to say about it. And ever since, Howard Kurtz has remained ... silent."

Asshole. Maybe you better call him up, send flowers, or something. Call 911. Call your druggist for more industrial-strength ass-lube.