WTF Is It Now?!?

Boobs
Saint Fred Reaganson: Criticism of my large-breasted harpy trophy wife should be directed, like those humungous yabos, at me

“She did what I asked her to do,” the presidential candidate-in-waiting says. "Oh yes... oh yes..."

Over the course of the Reagan-like, great-smelling Fred Thompson’s “testing the hooters... ummmmm, waters” exploratory campaign, there have been reports suggesting that his huge-boobed wife, Jeri, has played a big breast.... uhhh, role — perhaps too big a brea....... dammit, role — in the effort.

-- the National Cageliner's Byron Yorrrrkkk! Whatever.