WTF Is It Now?!?

First responder... to champagne in the clubhouse
America's 9/11 Mayor Rudy "September 11th" Giuliani barely spent any time at Ground Zero after 9/11-- because he was busy hanging out at Yankees games.

By our count, Giuliani spent about 58 hours at Yankees games or flying to them in the 40 days between Sept. 25 and Nov. 4, roughly twice as long as he spent at ground zero in the 90 days between Sept. 17 and Dec. 16. By his own standard, Giuliani was one of the Yankees more than he was one of the rescue workers. Giuliani's involvement with the team went far beyond a time commitment. He was, in fact, a visible, constant presence at the postseason games and, more than once, a participant in the team's victory celebrations.

One more reason to hate the Yankees.
/kidding