August 31, 2007

Frederick of Hollywood announces he will announce candidacy September 6

One day after a big GOP debate in NH.

Rebooblican savior Saint Fred Reaganson said Thursday he would finally launch his White House bid next week, vowing to "shield America from terrorism" once he gets a good script. Actually, he may want to thnk about rehearsing an explanation for all the pussy-footing around he's been doing, which looks awfully like a deliberate attempt to circumvent the regulatory disclosure reports mandated by the FEC.

Another rethug campaigning on honor and integrity. How heartwarming. How patriotic. It just makes me want to stand up and salute.

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