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"We all know Karl Rove resigned yesterday. Big blow to the White House. Rumsfeld's gone. Wolfowitz, Harriet Miers, Dan Bartlett, all gone. Cheney? Never much help during the summer. That's his egg-laying season."-- Jon Stewart
"The mood here is one of unspeakable sadness. Rove's very presence these past six-and-one-half years has been a source of joy and light. Not just to the jaded Beltway insider, such as myself, but to the children who frolic behind him, hoping to catch one of the sweets which fall naturally from his doughy pantaloons. 'Turd piñata!' they shout."-- The Daily Show's John Oliver
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Karl Rove, unemployed, rubs his cheek against the bathtub spigot because he misses that heavy, stick-to-your-ribs Ukrainian home cooking. Karl Rove capitulated completely, offering total loyalty as he accepted the position of White House Reich Ministry for Popular Enlightenment and Propaganda: "I love him," Karl Rove wrote, rubbing his chubby little hands together, "because he has thought through everything. Such a sparkling mind can be my leader. I bow to the greater one, the political genius, the President of the War on Terror." Karl Rove rubbing his porcine body along an arm or leg of its human is not only a way in which to attract attention (and perhaps a morsel of food); it is also a way of "marking" the United States as his own.
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