WTF Is It Now?!?

Gonzo's latest defense: "I was confused"
"The top law-enforcement official in the land is a total blazing nincompoop" actually isn't much of a defense, Abuto...

Alberto Gonzales conceded on Wednesday that he used confusing language in describing national security efforts in recent Senate testimony.

"I am deeply concerned with suggestions that my testimony was misleading, and am determined to address any such impression," Gonzales wrote in a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Chairman Pat Leahy was not swayed.

"The attorney general's legalistic explanation of his misleading testimony under oath last week is not what one should expect from the top law enforcement officer of the United States," he said in a statement after receiving Gonzales' letter. "Fucking dillweed."

Dithering repug Arlen Specter, too, said Gonzales misled the committee. But Specter said the attorney general's testimony did not amount to perjury.

"I don't think he did try to provide frank answers. It was more than confusion, it was misleading," Specter drooled. "Alberto is not a perjurer, though. He's a confused, lying perjurer but he is not a porn star."

Jackass.