August 29, 2007

Jeff Gannon Plans Cumback

Remember Jeff Gannon, the Craig's listed gay prostitute who somehow was invited to the White House 200 times? Who got a daily press pass using a fake name? You know, the one who would ask groan-inducing softball questions for the White House, and would then publish “news” items that lifted Republican talking pointsword for word?
Gannon went and hid in his clost for a while, but now he’s ready to come out for a spoogy Cumback and expose the lies of “liberal media,” and his 8"cut, again.











~Undie Lib~

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

RE: 'Gannon's book
Typical Neo-Con chutzpah. One of their standard tactics of diversion - - attack, attack, attack EVEN when it's SO obvious to the rest of the world that their wrong, wrong, wrong! All part of trying to refocus everything into their distorted framework, though it's a two-tiered framework, with one set of rules for true believer Republicans & conservative religious fundamentalists, and another set for the suckers/losers/slobs/lunchbuckets which happen to be the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

I told my oh-so-conservative brother about Jeffie Gannon last Thanksgiving.

He's just as much a news junky as I am - yet he had not heard word one about the scandal.

I think we surf different tubes on the Internets.

JB
:-)

Anonymous said...

Compassionate Conservative, pResnit Smirking Sockmonkey, steps in to fill the void of Gannon's need now that Rove has quit him and left him hanging.

Anonymous said...

Good Republican stock.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I remember him. I also remember his FAKE NEWS ORG: "Talon News."

I ALSO recall that his boss, the Texas founder of Talon News "just happened" to be one of the eyewitnesses that "saw" the jet fly into the Pentagon.

Yeah, believe that one. From a guy we ALL KNOW set up a FAKE news org to CON US.

YOU figure it out. Go watch google vid of the ABC reporter that said he "witnessed the plane's wings fold up and enter the hole in the Pentagon." Yeah, uh-huh. Like a cartoon plane would.

Explain how those engines, full of Titanium, going full throttle with thousands of pounds of thrust, managed to change direction on impact, and "fold back". Bwahahahahahahaha, I'm wetting myself.

TAKE THE BLUE PILL!!!!!!!!

See through it ALL. Do it.