WTF Is It Now?!?

Karl Rove to cut and run
After years of using the Constitution as his own personal asswiper and almost destroying America in the process. "I just think it's time," Bunnypants' 'brain' tells the Whore Street Fishwrap.

Karl Rove, nanny, chinwiper and puppetmaster to Awol McMoron, plans to leave the White House at the end of August, joining a lengthening line of senior officials fleeing in the disastrous final months of one of the most corrupt yet incompetent misadministrations in history.

Preznit Stupie's li'l Turd Blossom will be returning to Texas to "spend more time" with his pasty, squidlike family before he's hopefully hauled off to prison. In any event, he will now be free to more effectively destroy democracy from the shadows, as he continues to plot to bring another corrupt, powermad rethuglican to the thro presidency.

Though I would have happily paid to see you go out in chains, good "riddance," scumbag. Mere words cannot describe what a loathsome piece of shit you truly are, you disgusting, subhuman preznential jizzmitt.

Oh, and Pat Leahy says whoa.