SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE! SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!
Praise Jubus and pass the collection plate. A fine and righteous Southern Baptist preacher and Christian radio DJ Tennessee was spreading more than the Word:
The minister of a Baptist church has been charged with indecent exposure and driving under the influence, and police officers say he propositioned them.Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said. Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene. An open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.
He wasn't really going to use the vodka and oxycontin. He just had it because he was curious, but decided not to use it.
Jesus wept.
~Undie Lib~
4 comments:
How is this even possible? Usually they stick to one or two perversions, it seems like this guy was trying to get into the Guinness Book of world records.
There is probably more....The cialis he left at home, it lasts for a while, I'm told
Tester is short for testosterone apparently.
So if those cops were men and with a canine unit, this guy would have all the bases covered in one shot! What a time-saver! LOL
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