August 29, 2007

The “smoking gun could be a smoking mushroom cloud!"

Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Oh, wait --where have I heard that before?

Fearmongering fuckwit Chimpy McLiar warned Tuesday that Iran is plotting to extend its "murderous" influence over Iraq and is threatening to destabilize the Middle East under a "shadow of a nuclear holocaust." "We will confront this danger before it is too late," he added, saying that he had authorized US military commanders in Iraq to "confront Tehran's murderous activities."

Meanwhile, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reiterated that "dialogue and friendship, not threats” were the right way to deal with Iran, and said his country was committed to a "peaceful path" in pursuing its nuclear program.

It's hard to know which of these batshit crazy mofos to believe. Almost.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Shoe on the other foot time, maru:

If say, 60 years ago, the world had plopped an alien population of Islamic settlers into Pennsylvania, made it it's own nation, flown Russian immigrants into it to populate it, allowed it to spy on other "friends" and steall nuclear weapons capability, arm itself with said weapons

Would you label the Governor of Maryland batshit crazy for speaking out against it?

Just asking, hon.