August 28, 2007

Thompson campaign loses another staffer, money

Republican savior Saint Fred Reaganson declined to answer questions Monday about why yet another high-level aide to his non-campaign campaign left to spend more time with the family.

The all-but-declared candidate collected about $1.5 million less than the $5 million backers had hoped to bring in during June, his first fundraising month. In July, Thompson sidelined his campaign-manager-in-waiting, Tom Collamore, and watched a few other aides follow him out the door amid consternation inside the operation about the active role of Thompson's harpy trophy wife and erstwhile Undie Lib girlfriend, Hooti McBoob.

7 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

that pic is so wrong! lol

Anonymous said...

two people died in that balloon

not funny

JB *jumping off the soapbox and running away*

maru said...

They did it wrong. RIP.

Anonymous said...

What Fred needs is a new campaign slogan. How's this?

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and his name is Mister Fred!"

NZ

Anonymous said...

"Lord, please spare me the wrath of maru, may she never turn her evil gaze and cutting remarks my way" hahahahaha.

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