Wake Me Up When September Ends

As the anticipation for the Betrayus Report White House Whitewash on the Iraqnam war occupation builds like the bulge in Larry Craig's pants in a bathroom stall, it is becoming quite obvious that the General is a Loyal Bushie:

The U.S. troop surge in Iraq has thrown al Qaeda off balance and led to a reduction in sectarian violence and bombings, the U.S. commander in Iraq was quoted on Friday by an Australian newspaper as saying."We say we have achieved progress, and we are obviously going to do everything we can to build on that progress and we believe al Qaeda is off balance at the very least," General David Petraeus told the Australian in an interview after briefing Australia's defense minister, Brendan Nelson, in Baghdad.

Hey, It's Great! We just need some more time. So how about $50 Billion bucks, ok? But sectarian violence is down because we say it is:
Iraq: At least 25 killed in another bloody day of U.S. occupation
Oh yeah, and troop deaths are down! Okaaaay, let's compare the first eight months of last year with this year, from Icasualties.org.
8-2007 77 8-2006 65
7-2007 79 7-2006 43
6-2007 101 6-2006 61
5-2007 126 5-2006 69
4-2007 104 4-2006 76
3-2007 81 3-2006 31
2-2007 81 2-2006 55
1-2007 83 1-2006 62
Believe that things are getting better, or the islamocommienazijihadifascists will behead your children and convert the rest of us to Islam, America haters.