Bunnypants shifts terms for measuring progress in Iraq

"We haven't found any weppins a' mass distruction, see?!"

With the Democratic-led Congress poised to measure progress in Iraq by focusing on the central government’s failure to perform the political and military goals agreed upon last fucking May, Awol McAsshat is flipflopping and proposing a new gauge, by focusing on new American alliances with the tribes and local groups.

It is not clear whether the Democrats who control are the slight, though spineless majority in Congress will be in any mood to accept the changing measures. On Tuesday, there were contentious hearings over a Government Accountability Office report that, like last month’s National Intelligence Estimate, painted a bleak picture of Iraq’s future.