Holy effing crap

This is hysterical -- at first I thought it was a joke: "The stellar legacy of President George W. Bush Spaceman Spliff," by some drooling, masturbatory Bush wankjockey:

The accomplishments of President George W. Bush, I believe, will endow him with one of the most sterling legacies of all American presidents – right up there with those of other great wartime presidents, including George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, FDR, and Harry Truman. After the September 11th attacks on our country, the president responded with both righteous indignation and military action – and also the appreciation that all administrations for the past over-60 years failed miserably in bringing peace to the Middle East. The president envisioned a breathtakingly original idea: introducing democracy to the largely feudal regimes of that region... {blah blah evil demented Dems blah}

It is not only that George W. Bush, unlike all of those who preceded him over the past nearly-60 years – except for Ronald Reagan – have lacked the vision of our current Commander-in-Chief, it is also that he has distinguished himself by his moral clarity, his advocacy for traditional values and the value of life, his inveterate and consistent decency, his humility, his unflagging optimism about the greatness of our country’s future, and his unfailing respect toward even those who sputter with impotent rage in his presence and hurl invective toward him behind his back and to the media.

Quick, to the fairy porpoises! The unicorns! Our beloved leader is being attacked! Gawd.

-- The rest of the cumstained, fevered screed can be found at the New Media Twat-hole. Funny, no mention of the August 2001 PDB entitled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the US" and how Awol bravely spent that entire month on vacation, but it does go into how he heroically saved New Orleans post-Katrina, after years of neglect by Dems. The whole piece reads like a parody column. A poorly-written one at that. How embarrassing.