More Kickinassapalooza

As the good and "independent" (as in Joe LIEberman) General Betrayus concludes his glowing and rewtitten report regarding all the kickin ass that we are doing in Iraqnam, he is heading Straight to Fox "News for an exclusive one-hour interview. As Brit Hume salivates over the prospect of chapped lips and sore knees, the rest of us traitorous America haters can only imagine the "hard hitting questions" that we will hear from the anchorman(or is it pivot man?) of the fairly imbalanced network. My predictions:

Brit Hume: “General, isn’t it true that the setbacks in Iraq can be attributed to Bill Clinton’s gutting of the military?”
“General, in your opinion, if the Democrats succeed in retreating from Iraq, how long does the United States have before it is invaded by al Qaeda?”
"General, Is George Bush the greatest commander in chief evah?"
"General, mmmmppphhhhtttt, aarrrrllll, grrrlalalammm......"