September 4, 2007

Senile McCain targets, abuses high-schoolers

John McCain was told Tuesday by New Hampshire high school students he might be too old to be president and too conservative to be respected.

"If elected, you'd be older than Ronald Reagan, making you the oldest president. Do you ever worry you might die in office or get Alzheimer's or some other disease that might affect your judgment?" one student asked.

"Thanks for the question, you little jerk," McCain replied. "You're drafted."

In other trainwreck news, Arizona voters prefer Frederick of Hollywood to their own senator.

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