September 19, 2007

Thompson skims over lobbyist, gay porn appearance on résumé

Frederick of Hollywood likes to brag about his earthy creds on the campaign trail: farmworkers' son, graveyard-shift factory worker, prosecutor, Watergate counsel, actor, lazy-ass senator, goat-f*cker. Invariably missing, though, are lobbyist, divorcee, Nixon mole, and cleavage-diving horndog.

For more than 20 years before and after he was a senator, the Republican presidential candidate has lobbied or consulted for a range of clients, some of whom were controversial: two Libyan airline-bombing suspects; an abortion rights group; toppled Haitian leader Jean-Bertrand Aristide; an insurance firm; a chemical company and some members of the savings and loan industry.

Disgusting old wrinkled guy stands next to set of pinatas.

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