Turnin' the corner

The independent Government Accountability Office (GAO) report: "Violence remains high and militias are not disarmed."

Preznit Awol McStupid: "There's signs of progress in Iraq, both militarily and politicly!"

Violence is high in Iraq, with scant political progress and mixed results on security, a Congressional report said on Tuesday, a day after the Liar-in-Chief made a quick stop in a highly-secured and isolated Anbar desert airbase and struck an upbeat tone.

The terrist-enabling, troop-hating GAO said Iraq had failed to meet 11 of 18 political and military goals set by the Islamofascistodefeatocrap Congress last May.

Fun fact: "The surge is a failure," says Iraq veteran John Bruhns, former US Army Infantry Sergeant.