October 9, 2007

Conservatards misplace brainlike matter up their own asses again

In the latest proof that evolution can go in reverse, the re-tards' latest panty-wringing faux-outrage is that Google's logo is unpatriotic and hates America. No, really.

Last week's decision to honor the 50th anniversary of the Sputnik launch -- the second "g" in Google was replaced with a drawing of the Soviet satellite -- is being blasted by some conservatives.

"It's a kick to your belly," said conservative blogger Giovanni "gierkoff" Gallucci from Dallas.

"When they ignore Veterans Day and Memorial Day, I think they're telling us something about the way they view America," said Joseph Farah, editor of conservative trollsite WorldNutDaily.
Because when not attacking injured 12 year olds and calling soldiers 'phonies,' a real patriot turns to inoffensive cutesie website logos, you flag-lapel-pin nonwearing commies.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I follow things pretty closely considering that I work for a living, but do these folks have any life?

Anonymous said...

because, you know, there's nothing like returning to a 60 year old rhetorical battleground to see if we can squeeze just one more bitter drop of symbolic patriotism from ignoring the accomplishments of those dirty stinking soviets, who no longer exist.

Anonymous said...

WorldNutDaily!!! LOL! These assholes should just come one out and declare war against us UnAmerican Americans so we can just get it on and get the frick rid of them.
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Anonymous said...

Dumbfucks. That is all.