October 15, 2007

Gay attention whore to put his foot down

"You haven't heard the last from me!" gay republican Larry Craig squeals as colleagues cringe, tighten sphincters.

Embattled laughingstock Sen. Larry Craig asked the Minnesota Court of Appeals Monday to overrule a county judge who refused to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea in connection with an arrest in an airport bathroom gay sex sting.

Craig's appeal was filed at the court in St. Paul less than two weeks after Hennepin County Judge Charles Porter refused to overturn the guilty plea, saying it "was accurate, voluntary and intelligent, and supported by the evidence."

Meanwhile, he's dumping all over his former asshole buddy --

Craig: "Romney stiffed me, and not in a good way, either!"

Sen Craig, who was Senate liaison for the Romney campaign, on Man o' God Mitt: "I was very proud of my association with Mitt Romney. And he not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again."


"Mitt... I'm coming to get you, Mitt..."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HIIIIIIIIS TERICAL! CHIT! IN TEARS ON THE FLOOR HERE. dammmit, and i'm so broke!~
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