October 8, 2007

Ghosts in The White House?

Jenna and tonic says the White house is haunted, not-Jenna, the hotter one and pilferer of moms xanaz backs up story.

“I feel like it’s filled with millions of ghosts,” she says. “I get scared there sometimes. I’m not kidding. I have heard ghosts, I really have — ghosts singing opera. One night, opera noises came out of my fireplace. When I told my sister, she didn’t believe me, but the next week we were up late in that bedroom and we heard 1950s piano music. People will think I’m crazy for saying that.”
Ghosts singing opera? More likely Darth Cheney servicing Laura while Larry Craig wide stances Chimpy O'Closetghey. Or even worse.......

8 comments:

maru said...

Gahhh!! LOL Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! You monster! Bleccchhhhhhh!!!

Undeniable Liberal said...

Thank You?

Anonymous said...

NO! No thank you! Oh, my eyes, my eyes.

Anonymous said...

JFC, UL!!!!

fjb said...

What they said!!!

Anonymous said...

i wanna fuck his large, cavernous belly button.

Anonymous said...

NSFW? try Not Safe For Human Eyes!

excuse me, i have to go get my 12 inch stainless steel knitting needles.....

Anonymous said...

Jenna, dotting her "i"s with little hearts, writes: I have heard ghosts, I really have — ghosts singing opera. One night, opera noises came out of my fireplace. When I told my sister, she didn’t believe me, but the next week we were up late in that bedroom and we heard 1950s piano music. People will think I’m crazy for saying that.

No, just dumber'n a hearthstone.

Fireplaces in large palacial multistory homes-- like the one you wander around in wondering why is Grandma Bar so, like, dikey-- usually share flues with other fireplaces within them, and sound carries along them quite well, you stupid, stupid little girl.