October 17, 2007

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Senator Wide Stance just won't give up. The Senator who is not gay and never was gay now claims excuse #69 that he is a victim of profiling.

Craig repeated his steadfast denial that he stepped into a Minneapolis airport restroom stall looking to get frisky, and he sought sympathy as a victim of police profiling. He also said that although he did not condone gay activity, he didn't view it as anything to be ashamed of.
He also said that he wasn't ashamed and never has been ashamed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've heard more plausible/logical excuses from a 4 yr old who has been caught red-handed with his fingers in the cookie-jar!

But it's GREAT to see him continually in the news! Fuckin Reboob leaders are undoubtedly cringing in their chairs whenever they see his face appear on the 6 o'clock news! And the 40-50% of the American sheeple who make political judgments based on fleeting snippets of info are slowly, semi-consciously catagorizing the Reboobs as sordid washroom cruisers (yeah, it's a gross exaggeration, and I would strongly recommend these sheeple- people read some good reference material -- in which they will discover the truly valid reasons why the Reboobs are the greater of the two evils in US politics -- but if they're going to develop 'casual convictions' at least we can hope they accidentally choose to excoriate the deserved hypocrites like LC & his party.)